LITTLE OLD LADY

There was a little old lady, who every morning. stepped onto her front porch, raised
her arms to the sky, and shouted: ‘PRAISE God!’

One day an atheist moved into the house next door.
He became irritated at the little old lady

Every morning he’d step onto his front porch after her and yell: ‘THERE IS NO God!’

Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way every day.

One morning, in the middle of winter, the little old lady stepped onto her front porch and shouted: ‘PRAISE THE God! Please God, I have no food and I am starving, provide for me, oh Lord !’

The next morning she stepped out onto her porch and there were two huge bags of groceries sitting there.

‘PRAISE THE God!’ she cried out. ‘HE HAS PROVIDED GROCERIES FOR ME!’

The atheist neighbor jumped out of the hedges and shouted:

‘THERE IS NO God; I BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES !!

The little old lady threw her arms into the air and shouted: ‘PRAISE GOD!

“HE HAS PROVIDED ME WITH GROCERIES AND MADE THE DEVIL PAY FOR THEM!”